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France gives Spielberg highest honor

Noted director now required to urinate in public, spit on Americans.
PARIS, France (Mike’s Newswire) — President Jacques Chirac bestowed his Country’s most prestigious title upon U.S. film director Steven Spielberg, making him a knight in the French Legion of Honor on Sunday, hailing him as one of the “blancs d’élite” who is “committed to hatred […]

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100 Pounds Of Marijuana Found At Home Depot: Sold As Grass Seed

An unsuspecting contractor drove to his nearby Home Depot to buy a vanity. When he opened it, besides the usual shelves, he discovered two 50-lb bricks of marijuana.
Police were summoned and invited to the garden shop, where they were told the marijuana was being sold as a new kind of grass seed that offered entertaining […]

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